Monday, July 4, 2011

Words Of a Drunken Woman

I don't expect this Blog to be at the up most interesting, or viewed a lot, or even intelligent.
Mostly because I am really hungover...or still a little bit drunk...you be the judge.
I should have eaten a damn steak before I drank lastnight. But, no I wanted to get straight to the point because that's the type of person I am. I don't lollygag around. Not when it comes to drinking anyway.
I wanted to blog today about relationships. But, I am in no mind state to even attempt to try and make my words make sense to you readers. :) sorry.
I'm going to go tanking today...Well in like 2 hours.
If none of you know what that is, I'll explain.
4 to 6 rednecks get a horse tank ... you know the big blue tubs that you put water in ... well INSTEAD of putting water IN the tank ... we put ourselves in the tank ... put the tank in the river ... and float down it. Now you may think that it's an easy concept, probably isn't much fun.
Let me tell you, I have stories...wow do I have stories about tanking that may blow your mind (but that can wait for another day)
Anyway, My girlfriends and I are getting in a tank in 2 hours maximum.. floating DOWN the river to our reserved spot which will take about 5-6 hours, and along the way of course we are going to get very very VERY drunk. Sounds like a blast eh? Just wait when you have more than 4 to 6 people...
when you have like 4 to 6 tanks full of people that are all drunk, falling over, telling stories, playing cards... I will say this before I leave you all.
If you don't at least try tanking before you die, you are missing out.

1 comment:

  1. I honestly have never been tanking but floating down the river, drinkin, bullshittin and laughing sounds amazing and I will surely have to look into that before I die...again.

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